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lsxy:
i want to be a bartender
men named bart look out
this is stil the funniest post on this website and the fact that it only has 900 notes is a crime
Sorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though.
29xo:
my toxic trait is isolating myself in order to feel better when all i really need is a hug and someone that tells me it’s gon be alright
every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before